11.04.2004

American Idiots

In no particular order, the inane populace voted to:
  • destroy the environment
  • starve the poor
  • increase surveillance in the bedroom
  • decrease oversight of corporations
  • promote cronyism
  • nullify political discussion of any topic - there is only one answer: what God supposedly told Bush
  • remove fiscal responsibility from the government - and with that, bring on the inflation
  • end public schools
  • reward the rich with even more money

In 4 more years, we'll have another two wars... Iran and North Korea maybe? 50% of the population will be officially poor. We'll have about 5% inflation per year. All muslims will be held indeterminately in jail - after all, their God isn't "our" God...

Someone save us.

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